The Story of Leprechaun Riley O’Brien
To my readers, Riley is one of our grandsons. Riley is the son of James, our son and his wife Robbie. Riley is a creative child and at the age of five had created the persona of Mr. Squidstone, a monocled, top hat wearing, handle bar mustached upper lip, cane bearing, villain of a man. Recently I received an email picture of the same sweet grandson bearing a beard and mustache appearing as his own. I bestowed upon him the handle of Leprechaun Riley O’Brien. Then, I thought what happens if the two personas should meet? Thus, “The Story of Leprechaun Riley O’Brien.”
Riley O’Brien the Leprechaun was a funny little lad of lads indeed,
He was best of friends with a gnarly man that appeared mostly greed,
Mr. Squidstone with his top hat and eye was a tall presence to behold,
A strange friendship indeed because leprechauns are so fond of gold,
And the friend of this friendly little bearded Irishman loved the little lad,
Little Riley trusted Squidstone while others envied the friendship they had,
The mustached, one eyed fellow had many friends whose gold disappeared,
Yet steadfast in trust was the little guy nicknamed R by those he was reared,
“I’ll black your eye,” he’d yell out to those that spoke a bad word of his friend,
Many would ask if two are never seen together what message does it send,
Poor Riley O’Brien being of such sweet heart that his kisses left sugar lips,
So sweet was this little fellow that his lady friends grew large shapely hips,
All the while Mr. Squidstone with his greed manipulated a penny into a dime,
And the riches of all the land would be old Squidstone’s if given but a little time,
Now old Riley R, as his grandpa said his name, began to worry just a little bit,
Worry crossed his mind as Squidstone’s greed was a thing he couldn’t forget,
Many in the land began to wonder about this strange friendship in their land,
Another troublesome thought was why haven’t we seen the two hand in hand,
Now Leprechaun Riley O’Brien was so sweet it broke his heart to hear talk of such,
Riley knew old Squidstone well, he wasn’t greedy, he just appeared so too much,
One morning ol’ Riley woke to find Squidstone’s attire upon his face and head,
The monocle in his eye had left an imprint, no doubt Riley was he to his dread,
Squidstone agreed that day to Leprechaun O’Brien’s new rule of just one little thing,
Riley O’Brien is now past tense as is Mr Squidstone too, I am just Riley, the “King.”
The end, by Grandpa
By Pat King for R
I love that little lad.