I wonder why I wonder how it happens so many times,

Somewhere in your mind you must think, my husband whines,

I plead I do, I really do, I’ll plead if that is what it takes,

If I must crawl I will if that is the difference that makes,

Surely you feel the buzz especially if down low and near where bare,

Near what you say, well place it near the fuzz patch called no hair,

If it gives a thrill when I buzz know I do it with full intent of fun,

If you feel the vibration come it’s so a quick cum can come,

I do these things as a thrill for you motivated by tremendous love,

My love for you is so hot baby to touch my dick you need a glove,

I do things for you because I can’t contain the the things I do,

I hope you realize this only old man (I hope) you know loves you,

Let me ask one little thing of you and I hope you will tell me true,

I like to eat fat fluffy Cheetos with a fork when I write poems for you,

I drink a beer to relax and every time my mind drifts away to you,

With so much love coursing through my veins trying to get through,

It’s hard to contain it all without shouts for all the world to hear,

So baby doll let me ask, why serve wet fat Cheetos with my beer,

Have you heard me gag real loud the way I do when I projectile puke,

Doctors have come from miles around to watch my projectile nuke,

Place a Cheeto that’s water borne onto my reflex of tongue,

I gag I really do, so hard I gag that time reverses until I’m young,

If only we could hold it there but the muscles that I use to projectile,

Must me used in recoil mode or my innards of me will blow for a mile,

Although it’s hard to believe I can puke to other planets too,

It happens so fast when I gag you must watch it all through,

Little green men have appeared or was I lacking enough oh two,

If it’s not true it is to me, I swear I’ve launched rockets in my spew,

But for now if you don’t mind, may I have Cheetos without a soak,

If you feel I’m wrong try a water logged yellow to check your choke,

As insane as it sounds please know my mind is very clear,

I’ve sat here but a minute or two and only drank one beer,

Now I am filled with lust inside, I can feel it in my right big nut,

Add to my display of lust just know I really love your little butt,

Been watching you all day long as you shook it to get my full attention,

If I didn’t say it to you, I saw you swing it hard with full sexual intention,

So baby doll please bring me but one yellow without any soak,

As a bedtime reward I will reveal my fellow from beneath his cloak.

The end, I love you