{"id":773,"date":"2015-12-07T00:32:30","date_gmt":"2015-12-07T06:32:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/?p=773"},"modified":"2015-12-07T00:32:30","modified_gmt":"2015-12-07T06:32:30","slug":"naughty-wet-fat-cheetos-eaten-with-a-fork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/2015\/12\/07\/naughty-wet-fat-cheetos-eaten-with-a-fork\/","title":{"rendered":"Naughty Wet Fat Cheetos Eaten With a Fork"},"content":{"rendered":"

I wonder why I wonder how it happens so many times,<\/span><\/p>\n

Somewhere in your mind you must think, my husband whines,<\/span><\/p>\n

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I plead I do, I really do, I’ll plead if that is what it takes,<\/span><\/p>\n

If I must crawl I will if that is the difference that makes,<\/span><\/p>\n

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Surely you feel the buzz especially if down low and near where bare,<\/span><\/p>\n

Near what you say, well place it near the fuzz patch called no hair,<\/span><\/p>\n

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If it gives a thrill when I buzz know I do it with full intent of fun,<\/span><\/p>\n

If you feel the vibration come it’s so a quick cum can come,<\/span><\/p>\n

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I do these things as a thrill for you motivated by tremendous love,<\/span><\/p>\n

My love for you is so hot baby to touch my dick you need a glove,<\/span><\/p>\n

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I do things for you because I can’t contain the the things I do,<\/span><\/p>\n

I hope you realize this only old man (I hope) you know loves you,<\/span><\/p>\n

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Let me ask one little thing of you and I hope you will tell me true,<\/span><\/p>\n

I like to eat fat fluffy Cheetos with a fork when I write poems for you,<\/span><\/p>\n

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I drink a beer to relax and every time my mind drifts away to you,<\/span><\/p>\n

With so much love coursing through my veins trying to get through,<\/span><\/p>\n

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It’s hard to contain it all without shouts for all the world to hear,<\/span><\/p>\n

So baby doll let me ask, why serve wet fat Cheetos with my beer,<\/span><\/p>\n

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Have you heard me gag real loud the way I do when I projectile puke,<\/span><\/p>\n

Doctors have come from miles around to watch my projectile nuke,<\/span><\/p>\n

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Place a Cheeto that’s water borne onto my reflex of tongue,<\/span><\/p>\n

I gag I really do, so hard I gag that time reverses until I’m young,<\/span><\/p>\n

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If only we could hold it there but the muscles that I use to projectile,<\/span><\/p>\n

Must me used in recoil mode or my innards of me will blow for a mile,<\/span><\/p>\n

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Although it’s hard to believe I can puke to other planets too,<\/span><\/p>\n

It happens so fast when I gag you must watch it all through,<\/span><\/p>\n

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Little green men have appeared or was I lacking enough oh two,<\/span><\/p>\n

If it’s not true it is to me, I swear I’ve launched rockets in my spew,<\/span><\/p>\n

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But for now if you don’t mind, may I have Cheetos without a soak,<\/span><\/p>\n

If you feel I’m wrong try a water logged yellow to check your choke,<\/span><\/p>\n

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As insane as it sounds please know my mind is very clear,<\/span><\/p>\n

I’ve sat here but a minute or two and only drank one beer,<\/span><\/p>\n

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Now I am filled with lust inside, I can feel it in my right big nut,<\/span><\/p>\n

Add to my display of lust just know I really love your little butt,<\/span><\/p>\n

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Been watching you all day long as you shook it to get my full attention,<\/span><\/p>\n

If I didn’t say it to you, I saw you swing it hard with full sexual intention,<\/span><\/p>\n

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So baby doll please bring me but one yellow without any soak,<\/span><\/p>\n

As a bedtime reward I will reveal my fellow from beneath his cloak.<\/span><\/p>\n

The end, I love you<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I wonder why I wonder how it happens so many times, Somewhere in your mind you must think, my husband whines,   I plead I do, I really do, I’ll plead if that is what it takes, If I must crawl I will if that is the difference that makes,   Surely you feel the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-uncategorized","czr-hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=773"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":774,"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773\/revisions\/774"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}