{"id":1754,"date":"2022-03-16T12:28:17","date_gmt":"2022-03-16T17:28:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/?p=1754"},"modified":"2022-08-14T10:31:02","modified_gmt":"2022-08-14T15:31:02","slug":"saint-dawg-my-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/2022\/03\/16\/saint-dawg-my-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Saint Dawg \u201cMy Dog\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">I once had a dog I called Dawg for lack of deep thought,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Dawg was a loving dog but I\u2019m happy to say not bought,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">His legs were longer than mine and made him appear lanky,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Unless he got his special brand others made him stanky,<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">People say \u201cgo away\u201d without knowing the reason why,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Instead I say \u201cstay\u201d and he understands his guardian guy,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">I didn\u2019t refer to me as master as it\u2019s such an awful word,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Dawg loves me truth be known but together we are absurd,<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Some call Dawg \u201ccrazy dog\u201d because he loves this man so,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">I\u2019m given to giving Dawg treats too often in our little show,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">It\u2019s not really a show but what we do to entertain the kids,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">It\u2019s silly that sidewalk shows are illegal and the law forbids,<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Once they placed my wrists in cuffs and it upset my big dog,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">No conversation or anything besides my wrists tied like logs,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">It was strange yes strange indeed to be arrested for a gag,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">A little puppet dancing about upset a lady cop to be a hag,<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">I swear when we got home old Dawg spoke from his mind,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">The words he used and said to me truly were not very kind,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">I\u2019m sure my imagination made his words to be understood,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Dawg would carry a 4\u201d x 4\u201d just like a bone but out of wood,<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Now old Dawg weighed a lot, a lot more than a dog should,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">He is 3\u2019 tall and 185 pounds of muscle feeling like solid wood,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Carrying a chewed 4 x 4 x 4\u2019 through a gate is quite a task,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">He\u2019s half Great Dane and Bull Mastiff for those that must ask,<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Side by side we walk, hand n\u2019 paw or chewed hand we play,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">He plays hard with me like a big ol\u2019 plush toy most every day,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">I\u2019m the same back to him but he has eased up on little ones,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Time flies, day by day, and year by year, Dawg says time runs,<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Ten years of loving him have flown by in time and I need more,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">He feels the same as he\u2019d rather rest than go out to the store,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Dawg spends more time on the sofa with me and has his spot,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Puts his feet under the blanket with me to keep his feet hot,<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">I\u2019m sure he must be half human as I never saw the mastiff,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">There\u2019s a ton of people running round here all cold n\u2019 stiff,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">And my sweet dog is cuddled to me with a smile on his face,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">He and I have great memories of just us being in the chase.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I once had a dog I called Dawg for lack of deep thought, Dawg was a loving dog but I\u2019m happy to say not bought, His legs were longer than mine and made him appear lanky, Unless he got his special brand others made him stanky, &nbsp; 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