{"id":1714,"date":"2021-09-11T20:17:09","date_gmt":"2021-09-12T01:17:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/?p=1714"},"modified":"2022-01-23T20:18:07","modified_gmt":"2022-01-24T02:18:07","slug":"the-art-of-stink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/2021\/09\/11\/the-art-of-stink\/","title":{"rendered":"The Art of Stink"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Once when bent I needed to fart,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Nude from bathing it created art,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Art with a scent that was distinct,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Yes, \u2018\u2018twas I that soundly stinked,<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">A fart when nude shouldn\u2019t be,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Without undies things go free,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">That poo is meant to be a stain,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">For on the wall it shan\u2019t remain,<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">A stain in undies belongs there,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Especially mixed with pubic hair,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Unseen and hidden from sight,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Too, scent is disguised at night,<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Blankets for cover locks it in,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Perhaps unknown it has been,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Sleep will come without it there,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">So much better if not in the air.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">The end.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once when bent I needed to fart, Nude from bathing it created art, Art with a scent that was distinct, Yes, \u2018\u2018twas I that soundly stinked, &nbsp; A fart when nude shouldn\u2019t be, Without undies things go free, That poo is meant to be a stain, For on the wall it shan\u2019t remain, &nbsp; A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-uncategorized","czr-hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1714"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1714\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1715,"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1714\/revisions\/1715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}