{"id":1251,"date":"2018-06-01T23:18:05","date_gmt":"2018-06-02T04:18:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/?p=1251"},"modified":"2018-06-24T23:20:48","modified_gmt":"2018-06-25T04:20:48","slug":"my-dogs-poop-or-poo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/2018\/06\/01\/my-dogs-poop-or-poo\/","title":{"rendered":"My Dog\u2019s Poop or Poo"},"content":{"rendered":"

My dog is a cute dog that now spreads his poop around,<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s nay special this poop, being sent to the Texas ground,<\/span><\/p>\n

It falls to our earth with a special odor, it\u2019s aired all around,<\/span><\/p>\n

Should you follow said essence of pew that\u2019s earth bound,<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

He\u2019s got a two spot drop to be found with stink not sound,<\/span><\/p>\n

Unless of course you\u2019re fielding said poo as it falls to ground,<\/span><\/p>\n

Seasoned collectors of such poo uses knowledge he\u2019s obtained,<\/span><\/p>\n

Bits and pieces of the learned or stricken such as \u201cit rained\u201d,<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Buddy come here, for a friendly conversation with Riley,<\/span><\/p>\n

He is the collector of your poo and of late he\u2019s not smiley,<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s the double poo scoop you\u2019ve caused by pooping twice,<\/span><\/p>\n

Hear Riley speak his say about your twice, not being nice,<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

We have written a lot of words to document said poo in rhyme,<\/span><\/p>\n

Said poo is also poop in order to prevent confusion this time,<\/span><\/p>\n

Please poop only once when pooping your \u201cpoop high rise\u201d,<\/span><\/p>\n

Buddy says \u201cit touches my pooper if not spread beneath His skies,\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

It\u2019s a huge pile of poop or even called shit when it touches it,<\/span><\/p>\n

You don\u2019t stand a chance of a clean butt as dogs don\u2019t wipe shit,<\/span><\/p>\n

Nothing to hold such wipe as our thumbs are akin to classic paws,<\/span><\/p>\n

Making a point for sure as Buddy said, \u201cpick it up using your jaws\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Realizing that what the dog said is for sure and certain true,<\/span><\/p>\n

With no opposable thumb they are left using jaws to wrap it too,<\/span><\/p>\n

Perhaps we should rethink our say and simply scoop up debris,<\/span><\/p>\n

Use it as composted ‘lizer to create green as far as you can see.<\/span><\/p>\n

A new end. The end<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My dog is a cute dog that now spreads his poop around, It\u2019s nay special this poop, being sent to the Texas ground, It falls to our earth with a special odor, it\u2019s aired all around, Should you follow said essence of pew that\u2019s earth bound,   He\u2019s got a two spot drop to be […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1251","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"czr-hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1251"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1252,"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251\/revisions\/1252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poemsforpatti.com\/love\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}